Remember the show “All That”? It was a classic for our generation. The cast provided many life lessons, but none of the skits were more informative than “Vital Information” with Lori Beth Denberg. Her facts were ridiculously silly, somewhat educational and all-around timeless.

Here are the top 10 things that we can learn from Lori Beth Denberg:

1. If you’re drinking apple juice and it feels warm, odds are that ain’t apple juice.

2. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let go of his toe before he kills you.

3. If you’re afraid your grandmother might get stolen, stick an alarm on her dress and chain her to a fence.

4. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When left out in the sun, mayonnaise grows hair.

5. If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you’re not happy and you don’t know it, clap your monkey.

6. When you get out of the shower soaking wet, it’s almost impossible to dry yourself off using a No. 2 pencil.

7. Never put glue on a cow and then taunt him by saying ,’Sticky cow, sticky cow, ooooooh sticky cow!’

8. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you can’t stand being dressed, get out of your pants.

9. Never have dinner at your friend’s house if his mom is serving Nancy Pot Pie.

10. It’s easy to milk a cow. It’s weird to milk a toothless hippie named Maurice.